Hi everyone ! Today Show Wine gives you
your Chritmas present ! Enjoy !
According to a survey, 68% of women think wine is an essential element for a romantic atmosphere in a date. Gentlemen, please notice ! Show Wine gives you interesting advices to impress your future dates, your wife, your girlfriend, or maybe just to show off during a dinner.
Your girl is :
- A gothic: you’ll need a red wine to remember her blood. Chose it robust, animal, it must turn Grandma in her grave! A Cahors could be perfect; it would bring her back from the dead.
- Slim: Show Wine tells you a secret: champagne contents fewer calories than other wines. Be keep it secret; do not talk about her diet, she could turn upset.
- Redhead: she’s not blond; she’s not brown, so no red wine, no white wine. Take the middle, take a rosé!
- Jewish: think about the casher wine, Smith Haut Lafitte for example
- A Barbie Girl: maybe a flashy rosé, matching with her nail polish, her earring, her sunglasses, her lipstick, her shoes, her bag, her dog…
- An ordinary girl: value her; make her dream with an extraordinary wine! “California dreaming”, try a Zinfandel!
- A small girl: do not choose a great wine; she might have an inferiority complex.
- Wearing white: if you knock over your glass of red wine, quick scrub the stains with salt.
- Wearing diamonds: match with a Cristal Roederer champagne, “Diamonds are a girl’s best friends!”
- Strict: cheer her up with a funny-name wine, la Cuvée des Blaireaux (the drag growth), Pisse-Dru Beaujolais (pee-hard), les Couilles du Chien (dog’s balls), le Vin de Merde (shitty wine).
- Catholic: Châteauneuf-du-Pape of couuuuuurse!
- From Brittany (French region): no wine, cider!
- Scum: take a beer and burp with her.
- Nymphomaniac: a sweet red wine for the passion, with ginger chocolate because it’s aphrodisiac. Do not spend too much money; you are going to get laid anyway.
- Ecologist: try an organic or biodynamic wine.
- Feminist: do not offer her wine, she could think you want to make her drunk and prey on her. If she really wants to drink wine, give her a feminine-named wine, like Château Vénus.
- Daddy’s girl: call your banker; make a loan, obviously the wine you’ll choose won’t be better than the ones Dad has in his cellar!
Girl advice: it is tantalizing to drink a lot in order to be confident. But remember it is not a good way, because if you are drunk, you might tell unsuitable comments about your date, of maybe talk to the wrong target.
GIRLS ! A WOMAN DRINKING
MORE THAN MEN SCARES THEM !
Pierre-Adrien, Adeline, Marie-Lou & Marie
