HOW
I MET
YOUR
BLOGGERS
Kids, I’m going to tell you an incredible story, the
story of how I met your bloggers.
Let’s go back two months ago. I just arrived in
Bordeaux, trying to make it as a new student in the city of wine. Life was pretty
damn good… until I met your bloggers.
As all good stories, this one begins at a reception.
Being a student in France requires one only thing: being fairly smart to know
where it’s possible to get food and alcohol for free. If you’re wily enough to
find those spots, you will graduate in this country. That’s the beauty of French
paradox: we do the same as many as other people around the world but the
consequences are exponentially cooler.
Anyway, the main goal of this party was to meet other
students from Bordeaux. Direct translation: You’re alone and desperate; we’ve
got some wine and pizzas, come and try to get laid.
The party started at 5pm. Thirty-five minutes and six
glasses later, I was a super wine heroin, ambassador of a really bad
Chardonnay. At this precise moment, your aunt Marie-Lou showed up. Apparently,
she just lost a Shi-Fu-Mi game. As a punishment, her coworkers made her refill
all wine glasses. She asked for help and we started talking.
While we were exchanging some thoughts and bitching about the system, we heard from nowhere: “HAHA! It’s scandalous!”… Kids! That’s the very first thing you need to know about your grand-pa Pierre-Adrien, he loves to say it’s scandalous. Most of the time, it’s totally inappropriate but he was born this way baby.
While we were exchanging some thoughts and bitching about the system, we heard from nowhere: “HAHA! It’s scandalous!”… Kids! That’s the very first thing you need to know about your grand-pa Pierre-Adrien, he loves to say it’s scandalous. Most of the time, it’s totally inappropriate but he was born this way baby.
A nice blond girl – who happens to be your godmother, Adeline - was right next to us. Pierre-Adrien’
scandalous story seemed to crack her up. She went like “Seriously dude?
This is
just some cheese in your pizza”. We decided to celebrate this literary event
and Kids… THAT’S HOW WE MET.
This story has no sense of right or wrong but it will teach you the first and most important thing you have to know about wine: few glasses and everything
This story has no sense of right or wrong but it will teach you the first and most important thing you have to know about wine: few glasses and everything
Marie.
2 comments:
Looooove it ! This is exactly the way we met eachother !
Ahahaha! Amazing !!!
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