Wine-Dating

Hi everyone ! Today Show Wine gives you

your Chritmas present ! Enjoy !

According to a survey, 68% of women think wine is an essential element for a romantic atmosphere in a date. Gentlemen, please notice ! Show Wine gives you interesting advices to impress your future dates, your wife, your girlfriend, or maybe just to show off during a dinner.

Your girl is : 

-          A gothic: you’ll need a red wine to remember her blood. Chose it robust, animal, it must turn Grandma in her grave! A Cahors could be perfect; it would bring her back from the dead.

-          Slim: Show Wine tells you a secret: champagne contents fewer calories than other wines. Be keep it secret; do not talk about her diet, she could turn upset.

-          Redhead: she’s not blond; she’s not brown, so no red wine, no white wine. Take the middle, take a rosé!

-          Jewish: think about the casher wine, Smith Haut Lafitte for example

-          A Barbie Girl: maybe a flashy rosé, matching with her nail polish, her earring, her sunglasses, her lipstick, her shoes, her bag, her dog…

-          An ordinary girl: value her; make her dream with an extraordinary wine! “California dreaming”, try a Zinfandel!

-          A small girl: do not choose a great wine; she might have an inferiority complex.

-          Wearing white: if you knock over your glass of red wine, quick scrub the stains with salt.

-          Wearing diamonds: match with a Cristal Roederer champagne, “Diamonds are a girl’s best friends!”

-          Strict: cheer her up with a funny-name wine, la Cuvée des Blaireaux (the drag growth), Pisse-Dru Beaujolais (pee-hard), les Couilles du Chien (dog’s balls), le Vin de Merde (shitty wine).

-          Catholic: Châteauneuf-du-Pape of couuuuuurse!

-          From Brittany (French region): no wine, cider!

-          Scum: take a beer and burp with her.

-          Nymphomaniac: a sweet red wine for the passion, with ginger chocolate because it’s aphrodisiac. Do not spend too much money; you are going to get laid anyway.

-          Ecologist: try an organic or biodynamic wine.

-          Feminist: do not offer her wine, she could think you want to make her drunk and prey on her. If she really wants to drink wine, give her a feminine-named wine, like Château Vénus.

-          Daddy’s girl: call your banker; make a loan, obviously the wine you’ll choose won’t be better than the ones Dad has in his cellar!

Girl advice: it is tantalizing to drink a lot in order to be confident. But remember it is not a good way, because if you are drunk, you might tell unsuitable comments about your date, of maybe talk to the wrong target.

GIRLS ! A WOMAN DRINKING

MORE THAN MEN SCARES THEM !

Pierre-Adrien, Adeline, Marie-Lou & Marie